After a long week of appointments, deadlines, my joints were aching, my back was sending polite but firm reminders that I was no longer twenty-five, and I just needed something refreshing that wouldn’t weigh me down.
That’s when I remembered a scribbled note tucked in an old recipe binder, written in faded ink from a church picnic potluck I attended in my 40s. It was titled “Better Than Sex Fruit Salad” a bold claim from the silver-haired woman who handed me a bowl of it between hymns and heatwaves.
Making it now, with a little more experience under my belt and a stronger appreciation for nutrient balance, this version is my go-to when I want a sweet, cold bite that doesn’t come out of a bakery box.
The beauty of it? It’s ridiculously easy. Minimal prep. No oven. No added sugar beyond the natural sweetness of the fruit and the pie filling. And it cools you down from the inside out.
Short Description
A lusciously creamy, no-bake fruit salad featuring cherry pie filling, tropical fruits, and fresh bananas easy to make, endlessly customizable, and perfect for summer gatherings or guilt-free indulgence.
Key Ingredients
Fruit Base
- 1 can (15 oz) fruit cocktail, drained
- 1 can (8 oz) crushed pineapple, drained
- 1 can (21 oz) cherry pie filling
- 2 medium ripe bananas, sliced just before serving
Optional Additions
- Mini marshmallows, as desired
- Shredded coconut, as desired
- Whipped cream, as desired
Tools Needed
- Large mixing bowl
- Silicone spatula or wooden spoon
- Cutting board and knife
- Measuring cups (optional, for optional add-ins)
- Serving spoon
Cooking Instructions
Step 1: Combine the Fruit Base
In a large mixing bowl, gently stir together the drained fruit cocktail, drained crushed pineapple, and cherry pie filling. Fold slowly don’t stir aggressively, or the fruit may break apart.
Step 2: Add Bananas Just Before Serving
To avoid browning and mushiness, slice your bananas at the last minute and fold them gently into the fruit mixture. The cherry filling will coat them slightly, offering protection and added flavor.
Step 3: Optional Add-Ins for Texture and Sweetness
This is where you can personalize it. Want more bite? Toss in a cup of mini marshmallows. Craving something tropical? Add a small handful of shredded coconut. Want it richer? A few dollops of whipped cream folded in will do the trick.
Step 4: Chill and Marinate
Cover the bowl tightly with plastic wrap or a lid, and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes. This allows the flavors to mingle and the salad to become deliciously cold and refreshing.
Why You’ll Love This Recipe
Effortless Prep: No stove, no stress
Customizable: Add-ins or none, it’s up to you
Kid-Friendly and Crowd-Pleasing: Everyone will find something they love
Tropical & Sweet: Fruity without being overpowering
No Added Sugar Needed: The pie filling and fruits do all the work
Cool & Refreshing: Ideal for hot days and busy nights
Mistakes to Avoid & Solutions
Mistake 1: Using overripe bananas too early
Solution: Wait until right before serving to slice and add the bananas. They’ll keep their shape and avoid browning.
Mistake 2: Overmixing the fruit
Solution: Gently fold ingredients together using a spatula to keep the texture intact.
Mistake 3: Not draining canned fruits properly
Solution: Drain the fruit cocktail and crushed pineapple thoroughly to avoid a watery mess at the bottom of your salad.
Mistake 4: Skipping the chill time
Solution: Don’t serve it immediately. Letting the salad chill for at least 30 minutes deepens the flavor and gives it the right consistency.
Mistake 5: Adding whipped cream too early
Solution: If using whipped cream, fold it in just before serving to prevent it from breaking down and watering the salad.
Serving and Pairing Suggestions
Best Served Cold: Straight from the fridge on a hot day
Pair with: Grilled chicken, BBQ ribs, or a light tuna sandwich
Serving Style: Perfect for buffet-style meals, potlucks, or as a plated dessert
Top with: Crushed pecans or toasted coconut for an added crunch
Storage and Reheating Tips
Refrigeration: Store in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 2 days.
Banana Tip: If you’re making it ahead, wait to add the bananas until just before serving.
Refreshing the Salad: Give it a gentle stir before serving again.
Avoid Freezing: This fruit salad doesn’t freeze well the texture changes drastically.
FAQs
1. Can I use fresh fruit instead of canned?
Yes! Fresh chopped pineapple and cherries work beautifully. Just be sure to match the weight of the canned versions and use ripe, sweet fruit.
2. How do I keep bananas from turning brown?
Slice and add them right before serving. If needed, toss banana slices with a bit of lemon juice to slow oxidation.
3. Can I make this vegan?
Absolutely. Just skip the marshmallows (unless vegan-friendly), and avoid whipped cream unless it’s a dairy-free version.
4. Is this recipe gluten-free?
Yes, all ingredients are naturally gluten-free. But always double-check the cherry pie filling label for cross-contamination warnings.
5. Can I make this the night before?
You can prep the base, refrigerate it, and add bananas and any soft add-ins the next day to keep it fresh.
Tips & Tricks
– Want to bulk it up for a party? Add drained mandarin oranges or halved green grapes.
– For more tang, stir in a spoonful of plain Greek yogurt before chilling.
– Don’t skip the chilling it makes a major difference in flavor melding.
– If using whipped cream, go for unsweetened or lightly sweetened to balance the pie filling.
– A sprinkle of cinnamon or a dash of vanilla extract can deepen the flavor without complicating the prep.
Recipe Variations
1. Tropical Bliss Version
Swap fruit cocktail with diced mango and kiwi
Use pineapple tidbits instead of crushed
Add shredded coconut and a squeeze of lime juice before serving
2. Creamy Dessert Version
Fold in 1 cup of whipped topping and ½ cup vanilla yogurt after chilling
Top with crushed graham crackers or shortbread for crunch
3. Berry-Lovers’ Twist
Replace cherry pie filling with blueberry or raspberry filling
Add fresh strawberries and blueberries before serving
Garnish with lemon zest
4. Health-Boosted Version
Skip marshmallows and pie filling
Use fresh cherries and add a dollop of unsweetened Greek yogurt
Sprinkle with chia seeds for texture and fiber
Final Thoughts
Better Than Sex Fruit Salad is quick, fuss-free, and surprisingly satisfying, especially when your body’s asking for something light but indulgent.
I may not have the energy I once did, but I’ve gained a deeper appreciation for recipes that don’t ask for hours in the kitchen. This fruit salad is joy in a bowl. It’s nostalgic without being outdated, playful without being childish, and as refreshing as a glass of cold water on a scorching day. When a recipe this easy feels this rewarding, you’ll find yourself returning to it often maybe even making it your own.

Creamy Better Than Sex Fruit Salad
Sandra Myers
Ingredients
- Fruit Base
- 1 can (15 oz) fruit cocktail, drained
- 1 can (8 oz) crushed pineapple, drained
- 1 can (21 oz) cherry pie filling
- 2 medium ripe bananas, sliced just before serving
- Optional Additions
- Mini marshmallows, as desired
- Shredded coconut, as desired
- Whipped cream, as desired
Instructions
Step 1. Mix the Fruit Base
Gently combine the drained fruit cocktail, crushed pineapple, and cherry pie filling in a large bowl.
Step 2. Add Bananas Before Serving
Slice and fold in bananas just before serving to keep them fresh and prevent browning.
Step 3. Customize with Optional Add-Ins
Add mini marshmallows, shredded coconut, or whipped cream if desired for extra texture and flavor.
Step 4. Chill the Salad
Cover and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes to let the flavors blend and serve it cold.